Now just to let you know, this guy has about 600 images in his gallery.

Sure I say.. ” Which pictures have you uploaded, tell me which ones and I will see if I can find them”

They reply with “The ones on my blackberry”

OHHH Those ones, yeah sure i can see them right now, i have your black berry in my sweaty hands and ill have them up in no time for you.
You farkin stooge.
Reminds me of a funny range of videos i have been checking out lately. An abo calls up supercheap and wants a head gasket for his car.
“Which car is the head gasket for mate?”
“Nannas car…”
Funny stuff. Instead of me ruining it for you, just check out the video instead. There is a variety of different ones, so pleasure yourself and then check the rest of them out… Or something like that

Fkn oath it is mate, fkn oath…

I have just spent the last 5mins trying to possibly think of what the paparazzi said to her to make her flip the bird at them. Maybe “woah, what the fuck happened to Princess Leia”… No wait.. Thats what i said,…

Does she still act? fucked if i know, fucked if i care too. If i turned the lights off id probably still hit her with my meat sabre too.

Speaking of doing nothing, what the fuck is up with Jimmy Fallon. Ok he might have done some funny shit on SNL and i know ive seen him in movies (whilst none acctually come to mind), he is a stupid piece of shit and im acctually finding myself getting angry when i think about how shit he is at doing this show.
The below is a clear example of how someone as faggoty as justin timerberlake owns him.
Justin acctually has done some funny shit, and watch this and tell me that he dosnt deserve the show more then Fallon.

Ive been wanting to prank someone bad for a while, but everytime i start contemplating doing it my laziness powers kick in and save me from the trouble.
Anyway, here is a freakin fantastic one:

Anyway, its 3:00am and I need to go and find my credit card because im convinced i need Meaningful Beautiful by cindy crawford for my skin. Id still hit her in the rough.

Yeah its been a while since i have updated. I dont care.
What better way to start then with a video of this quality.

I know its terrible, and I do feel sorry for the people that lost their possesions and family members. But god damn I have been struggling not to jump in the car and check out the war zone. The only thing stopping me is the fear of being spotted and dobbed in as the victorian fire bug.

The wierdest thing happened to me on the weekend. Driving along minding my own business, when some retard through rubbish out of their car window onto my car. It was only plastic and didnt do shit, but thats not the point.
I roadraged and tried to act as tuff as I could until the point of being able to get beside them. As soon as i did, i wound down the window and gave them the finger. The fat mole in the passenger seat then proceeded to pull up her shirt and flash me her titties covered by her bra.
I have never loved bra’s so much as i did at that moment, cause they saved me the pain of seeing those mole melons.
I was shocked, i must have haded the oddest look on my face. I didnt know what to do so i hit the got loud pedal and got the fark out of their as quick as possible.

Anyway, apart from wanting to see destruction and devistation, I would like to comment on how awesome australia has been in donating to the people in need. Im blown away how you can all afford those massive donations during this credit crunch. Everyone is biting at the bit to get that 900 spondulicks, yet Mary Jackason from dandenong can donate 20,000 big ones…
Fuck you Mary

“SLEAZY men are taking advantage of Sydney’s rental crisis by placing online advertisements offering women free rooms in exchange for sex.

The zero-rent ads, targeting desperate women looking for somewhere to live, are becoming increasingly common on popular “share house” rental websites.”

How disgusting is this.. What is this world coming to?

P.S.
I have decided that this house is too big for me, anyone know someone that is after a room for 6months?
Melbourne Room for Rent.
Seeking 18-45yo women. Rent works on a barter system. You give me what you know I want, and you can stay here.
Yes, that means dinner and a superfunhappysuprise after dinner.

Girls younger then that can still apply, but dont send me your pic through the internets. The FBI will know.
Older women, please send pic first before applying. I am undecided if false teeth is a bonus or not.

Obama will never offer the comedic relief that gorge w did. Obama takes his job too seriously. I mean come on… Bush made everyone laugh, entertained me and millions of others, and still had time to start several wars! One seriously cool dude.

I must say however, when Clinton handed over the secret black book of Presidential Knowings, he should have highligted the “Helicopter Etiquette” chapter. Then both Bush and Obama could have …..ahhh what am i saying. I live for this shit, thank god they are both retarded enough to not duck.

I Was devistated when I found out this wasn’t the kind of stimulus package that Rudd is giving out to single mums.

What single mum sitting at home all day wouldnt love to get this delivered by the fat guy on the aussie post bike.

Everyone has thier own opinion on the money that the government is giving us. Frankly I dont want to listen to the noobs talk about it anymore. Most people just show thier stupidity when they start commenting on how it will or will not help.
Will it fuck the country over by going into debt? Honestly; in my current situation I dont give a fark. I want the money and I want it now.

You people that comment that your worried people wont spend it, and they will save it, and thats not what its designed for.
You piss me off. Think about it…  Some couple get the 900 buckaroos and put it back on their maxed out credit card. Do you honestly think in most cases that wont then be spent almost immediately anyway? Fuck, i know I would. Credit cards rock my jocks. Interest for overdue payments is like an achievement on xbox live.

Ive also heard people complaining that people will just put it in bank and save it for later on. Think about this, people start throwing all of their $900 payments into the bank, the banks all of a sudden have a shit load that they are able to share amongst other banks and credit unions, banks can once again begin to give out business loans and finance. Businesses pickup and hire people, make shit, etc etc.

Why the fuck am I talking about this? Oh, yeah.. Stimulus.. That is an awesome word

I have acctually started losing weight. I wish i could say through massive amounts of excercise and weight lifiting; but its purely because i stopped eating so much shit everyday. You know.., your girlfriend says “im making salad tonight”, and you say nah im not in the mood and drive to KFC for a large Tower Burger, then sit there eating that tower of fat love whilst watching here eat a homo salad.
I will start weights and excerise soon.
Fuckit, now after typing that i need a tower burger.

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